A little humor and a hello
No one seems to update this blog, so I thought I would. I just want to say hey to all of you and that I miss you all! Jen--call me sometime so we can figure out a time to hang out so you can meet Derek. Christina--love you and praying for you every day--hang in there. If you need me give me a call, I'm here for you! Keara--how is life treating you? I haven't heard from you a in a while and just checking in to see how you're doing.
love
Sharon
A little humor that I found in some archive e-mail file of mine:
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) -I've changed my mind.
Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside card) -I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) -That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) -Too bad no one likes your husband.
Card 5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) -Someone other than you.
Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) -Almost lifelike!
Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) -Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) -What do you say we stop?
Card 9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) -It's almost like you're still here.
Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) -Did you ever find out who the father was?
Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) -I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
Card 12. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
Card 13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) -What was I thinking?
love
Sharon
A little humor that I found in some archive e-mail file of mine:
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) -I've changed my mind.
Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside card) -I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) -That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) -Too bad no one likes your husband.
Card 5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) -Someone other than you.
Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) -Almost lifelike!
Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) -Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) -What do you say we stop?
Card 9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) -It's almost like you're still here.
Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) -Did you ever find out who the father was?
Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) -I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
Card 12. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
Card 13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) -What was I thinking?
thanks so much for finally posting something!!! i was going to 'cause i was tired of looking at it and seeing the same thing over and over. and your disfunctional cards are really funny. mark and i are always laughing at the cards in hallmark.
and sharon if you didn't get my text - how about saturday night? let me know
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